Its Sesshoumaru's fault.
It always is. Always. But what can you do? I mean, he got me into this mess and he sure as hell better get me out of it otherwise I'd bust his ass.
Okay, that was a joke. The whole busting his ass, I wouldn't be able to catch him to even get close enough to touch his ass.
But either way, he better be here.
Sunday
Saturday
Continuation of "Sun-Don't-Shine/The Morning After"
Previously in "Aiden's Very Strange Life" <---- lol.
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I blushed, woops. Now I would have to ask Kagome-chan to lend me some female products.
More sniffing sounds, I looked down, the Fluffmiester was dangerously close to my stomach, "Aii! Sesshoumaru! What in the hell are you doing!?!"
"You bleed form here."He was looking directly at where-the-sun-don't-shine.
Oh. My. God.
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I let out a screech that would rival a banshees' as I jumped away from Fluffmiester's curious nose, "Sesshoumaru get the fuck away!"
His head jerked up at my cursing, then did a move that would have given me whiplash, to check that Rin wasn't in hearing distance. She wasn't. Praised be, I'd be dead if Rin so much as heard a word of my french.
"Do not let such words pass your lips - "
Blah, blah, blah. This guy really had to get over the whole 'women do not speak profanely' thing he had.
" - now come here."
My eyes widened as he slinked forward like a cat (some dog demon), "Um, Sessh, I'm fine. Really."
He didn't stop.
"Really."
Still not stopping.
"Sessh, I'm fine reall-eeee!"
I was down for the count, "What have you done to yourself to make you bleed so?"
"I, haven't done any," I struggled to breathe with his silky hair falling into my face,"thing."
"Why do you bleed?"
"Because I am on my period you big ogre!"
He pulled back a little so that I could see the forest with my perifial vision, "Period?"
"YES! PERIOD! P-E-R-I-O-D! Per-i-od. Comprenday?"
Fluffmiester let go of me completely, "Period?"
I rolled my eyes and he glared - the rolling of eyes was a sign of disrespect - his golden eyes flickering in annoyance. I could tell that he knew that I knew that he wanted me to explain what a 'period' was with out him having to actually ask.
"You know, uh," What the heck did they call it 500 years ago? "my, my," Good Gumdrops this was hard to explain, "HEAT!" I had it, "I'm in heat!" I clapped my hands excitedly. I had done it! I explained it! Woop!
In my excitement I didn't notice the fact that Fluffmiester was now several yards away from me, "Hey, Sir Fluff-A-Lot, why're you wayyyyy over there."
"You? Heat? You are a child. A child," Fluffmiester had a look on his face that could only be described as... strange? Never mind. I don't know how to describe it.
Then, I blinked. (Yes I realize that most everyone blinks, unless you have that unique disease thing. Maybe... not the point.) and Sessh?
He was gone.
Poof.
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I blushed, woops. Now I would have to ask Kagome-chan to lend me some female products.
More sniffing sounds, I looked down, the Fluffmiester was dangerously close to my stomach, "Aii! Sesshoumaru! What in the hell are you doing!?!"
"You bleed form here."He was looking directly at where-the-sun-don't-shine.
Oh. My. God.
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I let out a screech that would rival a banshees' as I jumped away from Fluffmiester's curious nose, "Sesshoumaru get the fuck away!"
His head jerked up at my cursing, then did a move that would have given me whiplash, to check that Rin wasn't in hearing distance. She wasn't. Praised be, I'd be dead if Rin so much as heard a word of my french.
"Do not let such words pass your lips - "
Blah, blah, blah. This guy really had to get over the whole 'women do not speak profanely' thing he had.
" - now come here."
My eyes widened as he slinked forward like a cat (some dog demon), "Um, Sessh, I'm fine. Really."
He didn't stop.
"Really."
Still not stopping.
"Sessh, I'm fine reall-eeee!"
I was down for the count, "What have you done to yourself to make you bleed so?"
"I, haven't done any," I struggled to breathe with his silky hair falling into my face,"thing."
"Why do you bleed?"
"Because I am on my period you big ogre!"
He pulled back a little so that I could see the forest with my perifial vision, "Period?"
"YES! PERIOD! P-E-R-I-O-D! Per-i-od. Comprenday?"
Fluffmiester let go of me completely, "Period?"
I rolled my eyes and he glared - the rolling of eyes was a sign of disrespect - his golden eyes flickering in annoyance. I could tell that he knew that I knew that he wanted me to explain what a 'period' was with out him having to actually ask.
"You know, uh," What the heck did they call it 500 years ago? "my, my," Good Gumdrops this was hard to explain, "HEAT!" I had it, "I'm in heat!" I clapped my hands excitedly. I had done it! I explained it! Woop!
In my excitement I didn't notice the fact that Fluffmiester was now several yards away from me, "Hey, Sir Fluff-A-Lot, why're you wayyyyy over there."
"You? Heat? You are a child. A child," Fluffmiester had a look on his face that could only be described as... strange? Never mind. I don't know how to describe it.
Then, I blinked. (Yes I realize that most everyone blinks, unless you have that unique disease thing. Maybe... not the point.) and Sessh?
He was gone.
Poof.
Sunday
Bit O' Pen
Don't fret I'm going to continue on about the whole 'Sun-Don't-Shine' incident but just now I realized you have clue who these people are that I'm talking about.
Well I've had these pictures that I drew of them for sometime now. And it was just now that I had the idea to have Kagome load them onto a computer so that I can excess them on my phone, which btw is how I'm getting on the Internet.
Am I ingenious or what?
<- This little girl ~ w/ the side pony ~ is Rin, she has been traveling w/ Fluffmiester for two years now. Rin is always happy-go-lucky and you can't ever see a frown on her face.
She loves flowers, animals, and trusts everyone she meets.
Jaken ->
I drew him having a little trouble w/ the Staff of Two Heads, or whatever that thing is called...
And this my friends, is Sesshoumaru. I know I didn't do him any justice in this drawing, but it is sooo hard to capture his hotness.
The Fluffmiester is usually up-tight
He hates people who disobey
And I think he is just a big jelly doughnut.
But I haven't had a jelly doughnut in months so I may just be thinking about them.
Fluffmiester wants us to start moving again, bah.
Well I've had these pictures that I drew of them for sometime now. And it was just now that I had the idea to have Kagome load them onto a computer so that I can excess them on my phone, which btw is how I'm getting on the Internet.
Am I ingenious or what?
<- This little girl ~ w/ the side pony ~ is Rin, she has been traveling w/ Fluffmiester for two years now. Rin is always happy-go-lucky and you can't ever see a frown on her face.She loves flowers, animals, and trusts everyone she meets.
Jaken ->I drew him having a little trouble w/ the Staff of Two Heads, or whatever that thing is called...
Jaken is very bossy
He hates listening to me
Calls me names
And is a huge pest
I really don't know what I or Rin would do w/o him.
And who would the poor Fluffmiester express his anger at?
And this my friends, is Sesshoumaru. I know I didn't do him any justice in this drawing, but it is sooo hard to capture his hotness.
The Fluffmiester is usually up-tight
He hates people who disobey
And I think he is just a big jelly doughnut.
But I haven't had a jelly doughnut in months so I may just be thinking about them.
Fluffmiester wants us to start moving again, bah.
Wednesday
The Morning After
Today was so frikin' embarrassing. Like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Lets start where all my troubles began.
Naturally, it was with Sesshoumaru.
When I awoke the next morning Sesshoumaru was still beside me. I have a strange habit of waking right before he, or as he does. It's partly because before when I've slept near him he leaves before I awake. I tend to throw a tantrum when people leave me when I'm sleeping. He knows this now, and won't leave me until I've completely woken up.
It's really quite sweet of him.
"Fae. Wake yourself."
Whatever happened to 'good morning'?
"Fae you shall awaken."
"I shall do no such thing, I'm sleepy and I have really horrible cramps - that, I might add, I have to live through while not only walking like 5 miles but without any Aleave - so it's you who shale leave me alone."
There was a pause, almost as if the world had stopped, "You are in pain?"
Aww, that's so sweet. He's worried about me, "Ya, like a mother" - then I remembered, The Fluffmiester doesn't approve of my cussing - "like, um, a mother who is - is, er, mean?"
I could feel from his body language that he so knew what I was going to say, "You know Fluf -"
"Are you injured?"
"What? Am I injured? Why would I be -"A sniffing noise was made in my general direction, "You smell of your blood."
I blushed, woops. Now I would have to ask Kagome-chan to lend me some female products.
More sniffing sounds, I looked down, the Fluffmiester was dangeriously close to my stomach, "Aii! Sesshoumaru! What in the hell are you doing!?!"
"You bleed form here."
He was looking directly at where-the-sun-don't-shine.
Oh. My. God.
Naturally, it was with Sesshoumaru.
When I awoke the next morning Sesshoumaru was still beside me. I have a strange habit of waking right before he, or as he does. It's partly because before when I've slept near him he leaves before I awake. I tend to throw a tantrum when people leave me when I'm sleeping. He knows this now, and won't leave me until I've completely woken up.
It's really quite sweet of him.
"Fae. Wake yourself."
Whatever happened to 'good morning'?
"Fae you shall awaken."
"I shall do no such thing, I'm sleepy and I have really horrible cramps - that, I might add, I have to live through while not only walking like 5 miles but without any Aleave - so it's you who shale leave me alone."
There was a pause, almost as if the world had stopped, "You are in pain?"
Aww, that's so sweet. He's worried about me, "Ya, like a mother" - then I remembered, The Fluffmiester doesn't approve of my cussing - "like, um, a mother who is - is, er, mean?"
I could feel from his body language that he so knew what I was going to say, "You know Fluf -"
"Are you injured?"
"What? Am I injured? Why would I be -"A sniffing noise was made in my general direction, "You smell of your blood."
I blushed, woops. Now I would have to ask Kagome-chan to lend me some female products.
More sniffing sounds, I looked down, the Fluffmiester was dangeriously close to my stomach, "Aii! Sesshoumaru! What in the hell are you doing!?!"
"You bleed form here."
He was looking directly at where-the-sun-don't-shine.
Oh. My. God.
Monday
My Life: A Big Fat Joke
Ha, bedtime story! There was NO bedtime story!
This is what happened:
"What can I do ya for Fluffmiester?" I asked placing my hands on his chest and sticking a foot back in the air. Total Princess Diaries Movie right-about-to-get-kissed-in-the-garden pose.
He raised an eyebrow at me as if bored, (Like he could get bored with me around) "You can take your hands off this Sesshoumaru before this Sesshoumaru decides to rid you of them."
"Hump. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
"It is night."
I sighed, Sesshoumaru had no future as a comeadian.
"Yes, I know my dear Fluffmiester. It's only a figure of speach, you know like 'tickle me pink'?"
Sesshoumaru ignored me, "Sleep." At his comand my non-existant hackles rose, I don't know why but MAN, I can't stand taking orders from the Fluffmiester.
"I'm not sleepy," I argued placing my hands on my hips, I stopped myself before I stomped my foot. THANK GOD.
Sesshouamru frowned, I still don't think he is used to being back sassed by me. "You will sleep now."
I wanted to jump all over him, unfortunalty for me he knew exactly what I was about to do and caught me in mid flight. Alright, so he grabbed my arms when I took a step forward. Not exactly mid flight but I digress.
"Aiden."
And I melted.
His voice speaking my name made me become a popcicle in 100 degrees weather. He hardly ever says it unless he wants me to listen, boy do I ever listen. Only it's not to him, it is to wedding bells. @.@ Nah, I'm just kidding around. Sesshoumaru is very extremely absolutaly undinaiably shmexy, but marrage + me = obvious disaster. So lets not even go there.
He gracefuly swooped me up in his arms (yes he now has both, long story) and walked towards the tree closest to the waterfall that filled the nearby lake, "You will sleep now... my Faerie." He sat under the willowy looking tree with me laying wrapped in his tail like a cocoon.
My eyes slowly drooped close as sleep took over, "Yes, my Lord."
This is what happened:
"What can I do ya for Fluffmiester?" I asked placing my hands on his chest and sticking a foot back in the air. Total Princess Diaries Movie right-about-to-get-kissed-in-the-garden pose.
He raised an eyebrow at me as if bored, (Like he could get bored with me around) "You can take your hands off this Sesshoumaru before this Sesshoumaru decides to rid you of them."
"Hump. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
"It is night."
I sighed, Sesshoumaru had no future as a comeadian.
"Yes, I know my dear Fluffmiester. It's only a figure of speach, you know like 'tickle me pink'?"
Sesshoumaru ignored me, "Sleep." At his comand my non-existant hackles rose, I don't know why but MAN, I can't stand taking orders from the Fluffmiester.
"I'm not sleepy," I argued placing my hands on my hips, I stopped myself before I stomped my foot. THANK GOD.
Sesshouamru frowned, I still don't think he is used to being back sassed by me. "You will sleep now."
I wanted to jump all over him, unfortunalty for me he knew exactly what I was about to do and caught me in mid flight. Alright, so he grabbed my arms when I took a step forward. Not exactly mid flight but I digress.
"Aiden."
And I melted.
His voice speaking my name made me become a popcicle in 100 degrees weather. He hardly ever says it unless he wants me to listen, boy do I ever listen. Only it's not to him, it is to wedding bells. @.@ Nah, I'm just kidding around. Sesshoumaru is very extremely absolutaly undinaiably shmexy, but marrage + me = obvious disaster. So lets not even go there.
He gracefuly swooped me up in his arms (yes he now has both, long story) and walked towards the tree closest to the waterfall that filled the nearby lake, "You will sleep now... my Faerie." He sat under the willowy looking tree with me laying wrapped in his tail like a cocoon.
My eyes slowly drooped close as sleep took over, "Yes, my Lord."
The Begining
So by now, i know you're wondering who the hell this freaky-chick-who-thinks-she-can-go-back-in-time is. Right?
Well...
a) Who you calling freaky, freakazoid!
and b) I can totally go back in time! In fact I'm kinda stuck here...
And that's all this began. Okay not really. It all started with an insane sword who decided to take me back in time to see his human-hating master, the great and all powerful Sesshoumaru!!!
Ahh, the boy/man/youkai/dog is a hottie. What with his long silky silver hair and golden eyes. And okay the purple stripes and moon are soooo turn ons! But um, lets never tell him.
Okay?
Speaking of him he is back and he is giving me that come-heither-now look, so I might just do that.
Wonder what I did now? Or is it time for my bedtime story?
Well...
a) Who you calling freaky, freakazoid!
and b) I can totally go back in time! In fact I'm kinda stuck here...
And that's all this began. Okay not really. It all started with an insane sword who decided to take me back in time to see his human-hating master, the great and all powerful Sesshoumaru!!!
Ahh, the boy/man/youkai/dog is a hottie. What with his long silky silver hair and golden eyes. And okay the purple stripes and moon are soooo turn ons! But um, lets never tell him.
Okay?
Speaking of him he is back and he is giving me that come-heither-now look, so I might just do that.
Wonder what I did now? Or is it time for my bedtime story?
Glorious, Glorious, FOOOOOOOD, Oh Glorious Food!
I am sooo starved right now - for energy and food! That's what I should be doing, getting Rin some food so she can be happy. It's a long story and I will explain it but not now when I'm about to pass out.
So here, I have a math problem for you:
Food + Rin = Happy Rin = Energy = Happy Aiden
Translation, I get energy from happy people. And since I'm only w/ Kermit the Frog and Rin (Fluffmiester has taken his leave already, God knows where) I choose Rin.
Besides Rinnie always has energy to spar, seriously. She's like Wonder Woman and The Energizer Bunny's kid!
So here, I have a math problem for you:
Food + Rin = Happy Rin = Energy = Happy Aiden
Translation, I get energy from happy people. And since I'm only w/ Kermit the Frog and Rin (Fluffmiester has taken his leave already, God knows where) I choose Rin.
Besides Rinnie always has energy to spar, seriously. She's like Wonder Woman and The Energizer Bunny's kid!
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